xenuphobia

1. (Xenuphobia) (81↑, 13↓)

A condition generally associated with celebrities and the ridiculously wealthy. Not to be confused with [xenOphobia] (a fear of things which are strange or foreign, or the fear of aliens), XenUphobia is a fear one PARTICULAR alien, by the name of [Xenu]. Altough Xenuphobia is often believed to be caused by a severe lack of common sense combined with mild to severe insanity, it is actually caused by belief in [Scientology], a religion created by [L. Ron Hubbard], who must therefore be considered the most clever man of the 20th Century. Persons suffering from Xenuphobia are more commonly referred to as [Scientologists].

[Tom Cruise] has the most serious case of Xenuphobia I have seen in my entire career. Xenuphobia kills both brain cells and bank accounts. Friends don't let friends become [Scientologists].

Author: IRONSWORD1 http://xenuphobia.urbanup.com/1653917

2. (Xenuphobia) (13↑, 16↓)

1. Fear of all things scientology 2. Fear of false prophets

xenuphobia kicks a** -sean

Author: sean http://xenuphobia.urbanup.com/2894795

Related: xenu, scientology, l. ron hubbard, scientologist, tom cruise, xenophobia

Last updated: 2012.03.01